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Taken on 03/25/2014 by my fucking perfect girlfriend.

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nymphxmaniac:

Hi, tumblr. My girlfriend mount-n-dew-mikefuentes just recently opened a gofundme page for her friend David (who is currently homeless.) This is a very important issue, and you can find all of the information here: http://www.gofundme.com/b5m084
Even a small amount helps. Every penny counts. There are donation rewards as well.

Please donate if you can!

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1 month ago

My friend David needs a helping hand…

He’s currently homeless and could use ANY help he can get….. Please, donate something. Anything. Even just a dollar…

http://www.gofundme.com/b5m084

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1 month ago
I have a serious question for my followers... →

mount-n-dew-mikefuentes:

My ex-boyfriend David is currently living in a homeless shelter… Right now, he doesn’t have very much. He can’t get a job because his mom burned his birth certificate and SS card.

Now… I wanted to know if anybody would be willing to donate… 50 cents would help. I’m going to most likely start and…

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1 month ago

I have a serious question for my followers…

My ex-boyfriend David is currently living in a homeless shelter… Right now, he doesn’t have very much. He can’t get a job because his mom burned his birth certificate and SS card. 

Now… I wanted to know if anybody would be willing to donate… 50 cents would help. I’m going to most likely start and indegogo or something like that, so if anybody knows any sites let me know. I’m tagging random tags JUST so this can get out there. Some his interests and some mine. He’s only 17 years old and he has had the shit end of the stick for a long time…   

Here is his gofundme…. thanks for the help!!

http://www.gofundme.com/b5m084

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1 month ago
writhingflagellum:

lupanaoflaminar:

caffeinatedfeminist:

[TW: Rape]
faysbook:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”


DAMN.

No mercy for rapists.


"It is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.” OH MY GOD

I almost wish this was real.

writhingflagellum:

lupanaoflaminar:

caffeinatedfeminist:

[TW: Rape]

faysbook:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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DAMN.

No mercy for rapists.

"It is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.” OH MY GOD

I almost wish this was real.

(Source: creativehypocrisy, via nymphxmaniac)

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2 months ago

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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2 months ago

nextyearsgirl:

jeni2727:

thescienceofjohnlock:

jamthedevilbackinthebox:

thumbcramps:

Wow. I’m sure you’ve all seen this girl’s fantastic tardis dress floating around here the last week or so. She hand painted the inside and everything, and she just looks plain great. But of course, I see it posted on facebook, and the slew of comments begin.

I don’t think it’s a mystery as to why I, as a bigger girl, spend the week before a convention crying because I’m so nervous about what people are going to say about me just because I want to dress up and have fun like everyone else. And there is something really, really fucking wrong with that.

This girl is as beautiful as she is clever! If we on Tumblr are only good for one thing, it’s turning situations like this around! Let’s signal boost this and get it back to her so she knows how much we love it! ALLONZ-Y

Some people need a reality check preferably with a baseball bat THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME and she is gorgeous.

So this girl puts tons of work into this dress, hand paints it, looks 50000000% adorable in it, and posts pictures of it because she is so very proud of her work.  As she should be.  And then these people come along and put her down - because “oh no!” How dare someone **NOT** have a tiny body frame?  What the heck is that crud anyway!?  

Usually I would just reblog without comment, but those comments were really unnecessary.  She looks stunning and those people are more envious of her awesomesaucitiness than anything else.

My favorite is the bottom one because of how clearly it exemplifies that women absolutely can not win in geek culture, because here she is “called to task” for not being sexy, but if she was wearing a sexy tardis dress you can be sure the comments would be instead about how she’s using it for attention and is obviously not a “real” geek.

(via nymphxmaniac)

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2 months ago

yes please

1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8:Are you close with your dad?
9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10:What are you listening to?
11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12:Do you like hickeys?
13:What time do you go to bed?
14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16:Do you always answer your texts?
17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25:In the past week, have you cried?
26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29:Do you have a best friend?
30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31:Who was your last call/text message from?
32:Are you mad at anyone?
33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35:How many more days until your birthday?
36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
42:Are you available?
43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
46:Do you regret anything?
47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53:What was the last thing you ate?
54:Did you get any compliments today?
55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
56:Do you own anything from other countries?
57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58:Where have you lived most of your life?
59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62:Who do you text the most?
63:What was the last movie you saw?
64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67:Do you curse around your parents?
68:Are you happy with where you live?
69:Picture of yourself?
70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71:Have you ever been dumped?
72:What do you most like about making out?
73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86:How can I win your heart?
87:What is your astrological sign?
88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89:Do you cook?
90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94:Name four things that you wish you had!
95:Are you a player?
96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97:Are you a tease?
98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101:Hugs or Kisses?
102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
106:Do you flirt a lot?
107:Your last kiss?
108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112:Does someone like you currently?
113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115:Ever made out with just a friend?
116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
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2 months ago

I’ve lost 50 followers??? Guys my laptop is busted and I just got a puppy. Please cut me some slack before I can post normally

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2 months ago
1985zcar:

Heard you was talkin shit

1985zcar:

Heard you was talkin shit

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2 months ago
gotitforcheap:

try calling the cops now……….slime man


"Slime"It’s all ogre now

gotitforcheap:

try calling the cops now……….slime man

"Slime"
It’s all ogre now

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2 months ago

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

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2 months ago
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